Taylored Expressions Square Calendar Cards, Cats & Dogs

Our Square Calendar Cards - Cats & Dogs make it easy to add a touch of humor and joy to your calendars and cards! This set includes 12 individual cards printed on heavyweight white cardstock, each measuring 2 ¾” x 2 ¾”. Designs are toner-printed and can be heat-foiled, colored with alcohol markers, or filled in using colored pencils with Gamsol. 

Includes hilarious cat & dog jokes such as:

• What do you call the dog who won the race? The wiener dog
• What happened after the cat ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens
• What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador
• What is a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice krispies
• What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy
• What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain
• What do dogs have in common with phones? They have collar ID
• Why was the cat so small? It only drank condensed milk
• What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff
• Why do cats always get their way? They’re very purr-suasive
• What kind of dog likes taking a bath? A shampoodle
• How does a cat make a birthday cake? From scratch

Pair these calendar cards with our Scratch-off Stickers to create a silly, giftable calendar or combine with our Square Tear-Off Calendar Stacklets & our Landscape Desk Calendars (both sold separately).

Originally offered in our 2023 TE Advent Calendar.